The iSH Poem

Shoes like ship,

Shapes like sheep,

Sheets like shit,

Split like bedsheet,

Sheath like sheath,

Shine like the sunshine,

Be versatile

With a smile

On River Nile,

Be witty like Elorm Beenie!

Butter Spread

Pretty damsel

Come let's play in my dirty ghetto

Instead of hiring a hotel,

I'll use that money to buy you a gown

You can wear around town;

Shhhh....I don't want anybody to know

About this show

Till I finish feeding you this liquid flow,

Let's lay closest in my rickety bed bed,

Keep your limbs spread

And I'll teach you the game you always wanted,

It's called butter spread!

SOMETIMES...

Sometimes I feel like run away,

Sometimes I wish I could just sit and pray

Broken promises and unfulfilled dreams occupy my mind’s tray

With my crying not to pay

The investors elude me and the editors refuse to pay

Me for my works and my words since last year May

Though the readers and customers give them profits through my way.

Sometimes I am thrown into undefined dismay,

My mockers, the politicians, and the plenty ladies always leave me less to say

And with my crying not to pay

I comb the fields hoping to see a better day

Yet I gather the same hay.

Will I ever meet something profitable one day?






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History WITHOUT Imagery!

We are made the latest bunch of fools

Studying bogus syllabus and attending schools,

Not even with the necessary tools,

Day by day,

Year after year,

Spending 99.9% of our lives

Reading, comparing and contrasting notes and statistics from weird archives;

Slapped with abnormal fees

Crippling the little profits

Of our parents down their knees

To bits

We graduate with plenty certificates

Yet can not get us the jobs,

Even when we get the jobs

In NEVER does reflect in the pocket,

To survive you are forced to unzip the skirt,

Or take off your bra

Or unzip the trousers

Or ask for brown envelopes;

To get higher grades,

Sleep with the male lecturer in the hotel or under the shades

Or if you can buy his "downloaded" pamphlets

With all the Cedis and Pesewas in your pockets

To win his "fake" grades,

This is NOT just poetry,

It's a reality

In our tertiary;

All we learn is HISTORY

Without IMAGERY!

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Strife Life

How I wish.....

My life is as easy as 1, 2, 3

My life is as easy as A, B, C

But I will sound and look very foolish!

Did God create me

To have, to live life smooth and easy?

They NEVER loved me,

They hide their prejudice and show their noble sides to me

They fool me

They exploit my mummy

They have confused my daddy

So I have a broken family

Now it's the world against Beenie

No woman wants to be my wife

Men and women stabbing me behind with the abstract knife

Cruelty, facism, nepotism, racism, ethnocentrism

Skin flints, spies, gossips, haters, tribalism

Dream killers and baseless soothsayers all part of my strife

What a LIFE.!!!

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JUNK FOOD

The most adaptable 21st century delicacy is junk food

Even from the ghetto to the rich neighbourhood

The "Swagger Boys" love it

The "Millennium Girls" can't do without it

The young tertiary guys plus their sugar mummies eat it

The sugar daddy plus the teenage tertiary girls in the restaurant also share it,

But grandpapa and grandmama dem hate it

YES, they're toothless and can't nibble & gnaw on it.

If you hate junk food,

Hate it

If you love junk food,

Love it

I can't prevent you from loving or hating it,

I have no best adaptable choice too so I eat it,

Think about it.

*My WET Dream*

I could tell she had regretted her actions for the quick requests on her own call

I sat alone in the hall

When she sparked the ego in me

She said she could cope if she saw see

She admitted my presence was the only remedy

Her voice indeed never sounded lively

So I cut the phone call

I met her 10 minutes later in the hall

She wore a transparent overall

I smiled at her to make her happy

She came closer and kissed me

She said I should forget fear ‘cos there’s no presence of her papa

Nor her mama

The next minute we were on the sofa

“What exactly are you trying to do?”

I curiously asked,

“Am I breaking a taboo?”

She seductively also asked

She said there was no need to pay any tax

So her body I freely began to axe

She locked the door

And there we began the harmless war

She lured me like Eve did to Adam for sure,

I nailed her from the sofa to the floor

The next, she put one foot on the wall

I continued the journey and also supported my hand on the wall

She began to crawl

I felt ripples run through me and begin to bawl

She requested for more

And the more I pour

She screeched the more

Gosh! Am I mistakenly writing posting another crazy folklore?

She did scream

But sorry folks, I’m just documenting another poem titled “My Wet Dream”!

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*Ghetto Levity*

So until when?

I hold the pen

But can't write,

Thinking about NOTHING and EVERYTHING all day

Until the day ushers in twilight

Deep in my brain continues that "secret fight"

Throughout the sleepless night

O-my-Jah...here comes another rain

And again I'll be laying cups, plates and pans

At various spots in my semi-dilapidated ghetto

To shield the leaking roof

The more I type these thoughts the more I even feel the pain;

Nothing I touch, smell and or see has a monetary proof

Complete pocket drain

Yep, you can say MONEY is NOT everything

But, SORRY, today MONEY IS EVERYTHING!

If I had the money

Would I have been writing about all these prob?

If I had the money

Wouldn't I have given some manager "bribe" to get a job?

NEVER think I'm sounding funny

Because I don't have money,

It's always a big blow

To every struggling youth in the ghetto,

These are the things we face

But still the facebook ladies give us the blind chase,

It's a REALITY!

One Controversial Poem

One kiss can fool you

One kiss can transform you

One hug can confuse you

One hug can shield you

One man could eternally love you

One man could eternally lust you

One woman can eternally seize you

One woman can mentally rob you

One friend can inspire you

One friend can mislead you!

One pastor can confuse the Bible

One pastor can make you hate the Bible

One pastor make you always live by the Bible

One Muslim can make you understand peace

One Muslim can make you misunderstand peace

One Rastafarian can make you smoke Ganja weed

One Rastafarian can make you abhor Ganja weed

One Rastafarian can make you understand PRACTICAL LIFE

One Rastafarian can sing and make you forget all your strife

One Rastafarian woman can make you the best wife!

One girl can make you smell hell

One boy can turn you into a societal toy

One song can get you along

One song can misinform you to do what is wrong

One politician’s sugar-coated words can force you to vote

One politician’s decoy can buy your vote

One voice can give you a better choice

One whisper can make you shiver

One Religion can lead you into sin

One Religion can make you repent from all sin!

One thought can lead to another

One thought can mislead you to break an order

One shout from a pregnant mother can threaten you

One scream from a madman on the street can save you

One abortion can forever make you barren

One nightclub can make you think there’s no Heaven

One book can feed you wisdom

One ghetto-dweller can bring you freedom

One signature can make you lose a job

One subordinate can sacrifice his life to keep you in a job!

One new shoe can only jealous a few

One repentance prayer can flee the devil and you’ll start life anew

One facebook comment can make your mind ferment

One facebook relationship can destroy a business relationship

One facebook marriage can cause others to have mental miscarriage

One profile picture can cause mental torture

One status update can cause stir and hatred

One pregnancy can bring bankruptcy

One lady’s meal can make you steal

One pussy can destroy your name and fame

One dick can use your body for a game and bring you shame

One sperm can feed you germ

One apology can prevent another mayhem

One long-crazy-controversial poem

Can aid you to solve a lifetime problem!